Need advice from a Goblin? Look no further. (Really, don’t. Goblins can sense when your attention is slipping away elsewhere, and they don’t like it.) Dear Goblin is exactly the advice guru you need when you’re search for questionable, yet interesting advice that may or may not result in your turning into a mushroom. Dear Goblin should be enjoyed with a cup of morning coffee or tea or mud, the actual mud. Preferably mud from a field dense with cows.
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