• Funny Ha-Ha,  Random Drops of Awesomeness,  Stories

    Star Jog: The MFP Generation (Part 4 & Conclusion)

    Fat. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Exercise. Its continuing mission, to shed more unwanted pounds, to seek out new life and new muscles, and to boldly jog where no one has jogged before. A loud crash startled the senior officers, so much that if you had a ruler handy and the ability to stop time, you could have gotten on the ground with this “ruler” that you claim to have (LIAR!) and measure some space between their feet and the ground. It would have been precisely 3/4 of an inch. That’s something. “Plingon!” shouted Captain Jim Wirkout, scowling at the fallen Plingon on the ground.…

  • Funny Ha-Ha,  Stories

    Star Jog: The MFP Generation Part 3

    Fat. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Exercise. Its continuing mission, to shed more unwanted pounds, to seek out new life and new muscles, and to boldly jog where no one has jogged before. They were surrounded. The vampires of Planet Mohtihvayshunhad quickly formed a ring around the TarSweet officers, after their immediate attack on the red-shirted crewman. Before you go back to Part 2 wondering if you forget to read that part, don’t bother. It happened during the commercial break, and then reception messed up, so you don’t get to see it. But, because I dislike torturing reader-viewers, suffice it to say, he got attacked,…

  • Funny Ha-Ha,  Stories

    Star Jog: The MFP Generation Part 2

    Fat. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Exercise. Its continuing mission, to shed more unwanted pounds, to seek out new life and new muscles, and to boldly jog where no one has jogged before. Voice-over as we see the stupendous spaceship still in orbit around the same planet as last episode: If you didn’t watch the last episode, I feel your pain. There’s nothing I can do about it, though. Except, I guess, suggest that you stop reading and go back one blog post to see the first part. I believe in you. You CAN do this. Now, back to this episode, for those who loyally…

  • Funny Ha-Ha,  Stories

    Star Jog: The MFP Generation

    These are the voyages of the Starship Exercise. Its continuing mission, to shed more unwanted pounds, to seek out new life and new muscles, and to boldly jog where no one has jogged before. (A rather cool-looking ship that looks strangely like a silvery hamburger, or more precisely like a veggie burger complete with lettuce, floated in space in orbit over a spectacular planet with gorgeous blue oceans and purple continents. As you watch, your view comes closer and closer and closer to the ship, toward the main window of the bridge, then you go THWACK into the window like an interstellar bug. But no matter, we have a camera…

  • deargoblin,  Funny Ha-Ha

    Monsters in The House, Yo.

    Dear Goblin, I have a little monster living within my house with the ability to split in two and we have agreed to let it live with us until we find its proper parents. Every night, this little monster cries for a drink of shog juice and stories of Thumperlicks and Hedgewiggles. After a couple hours of stories, it finally falls to sleep. I then gratefully crawl off to my bed where my husband fell asleep some hours before and he will go off to work within a couple hours (at a factory where they make him ride a Hoodizzle, but that is a different story). Every night, the hour…