by J. Parrish Lewis | Aug 7, 2016 | Funny Ha-Ha
The other night I was talking with my daughter, Ladybug, and she laughed at something I said. I forget what, I say lots of silly things and once in a while I get a genuine laugh instead of the groan that follows a Dad Joke (which, by the way, I’ve developed an...
by J. Parrish Lewis | May 7, 2016 | Funny Ha-Ha
/////This is TOP SECRET. Do not share.///// Here’s the plan, Stan. World Domination by the Deaf Community (includes EVERY country, not just America) will commence during Deaf Awareness Week this year. It will be swift, requiring only that we hypnotize all...
by J. Parrish Lewis | Jan 20, 2016 | Funny Ha-Ha
In 1996, when I first started seeing LOL, I LOLed a lot. It was LOL LOL LOL all over the place in chat rooms. LIke every other sentence. I must have thought the world was hilarious. As the years passed, LOL started to annoy me. A lot. I said, “LOL, shut up! Be...
by J. Parrish Lewis | Sep 24, 2015 | Funny Ha-Ha
Whoever had the gall to conjure up this vile creation that dares call itself a cookie should immediately request an exorcism from the nearest priest. Any will do. I picked up a package of these dubiously-named Choco Brocco cookies thinking it sounded like the most...
by J. Parrish Lewis | Mar 23, 2012 | deargoblin, Funny Ha-Ha, Life
Dear Goblin, is God so powerful that he can create a boulder too heavy for him to lift? -Cgwatson from Wisconsin Cgwatson- I admit I was puzzled by such a question. At first, I worried that even my slick, triple-lobed goblin mind would not be able to answer it, and I...
by J. Parrish Lewis | Feb 21, 2012 | Funny Ha-Ha, Random Drops of Awesomeness, Stories
Fat. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Exercise. Its continuing mission, to shed more unwanted pounds, to seek out new life and new muscles, and to boldly jog where no one has jogged before. A loud crash startled the senior officers, so much...
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