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Loaded Diapers and Negative Nurdles

Dear Goblin, How does one deal with stinky diapers?  I literally throw up most times when I try to change a “loaded” diaper. Tips and tricks would be appreciated! -SurferPaul from Hawaii SurferPaul- Before I answer your question, which will be quite a breeze for this brilliant goblin to do, I’d like to ask: what…

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Bathroom Scales and Homework

Dear Goblin, I have a bathroom scale that I think doesn’t like me. No overt violence so I don’t think it’s evil; just a temperament difference I guess. Since you ingest toys, I thought maybe you’d like my scale, or maybe Feed the Goblins or a Goblinwill I can drop it off at. It would…

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Toys and Turtlenecks

Dear Goblin, My kid’s driving me nuts! He doesn’t seem to be capable of remembering to put away his toys after he plays with them. I find myself constantly stepping on one of his little racecars, barefoot, while walking to the bathroom in the middle of the night! Why they’re in the hallway, I have…