Giving a new app a try on my phone, which seems to already be very popular even though I have never heard of it before: Lose It! I would so love to be able to one day live without counting calories and still be getting healthier, but I have not yet developed that skill. So…
Author: J. Parrish Lewis
J. Parrish Lewis was born and raised in Maryland. In his youth there, he and his brother had many adventures in the dogwood forests near his home. His nostalgia for these adventures has strongly influenced his characters, their relationships, and their perspective on the world they inhabit. He moved to California’s coast to earn his degree in communications and now lives with his family in the San Joaquin Valley. Lewis is profoundly deaf and uses American Sign Language to communicate. He enjoys hazelnut coffee, captioned movies, and walking his dog.
Warm, doughy goodness
To make a fine loaf of bread, one must first make a fine loaf of dough. I want to do better with my life, to be better. This blog’s intended to be a chronicle of how I progress, or perhaps a confession booth. Or both. Perhaps I’ll do this one entry and then none will…
Recently I’ve felt derailed from my efforts, due in part to preparations for a move to a new home and other life changes. Things are settling down, but it’s definitely not easy to get back to what I was doing. It’s funny how we seem to think of ou…
Dear Goblin, is God so powerful that he can create a boulder too heavy for him to lift? -Cgwatson from Wisconsin Cgwatson- I admit I was puzzled by such a question. At first, I worried that even my slick, triple-lobed goblin mind would not be able to answer it, and I would then have to…
Loaded Diapers and Negative Nurdles
Dear Goblin, How does one deal with stinky diapers? I literally throw up most times when I try to change a “loaded” diaper. Tips and tricks would be appreciated! -SurferPaul from Hawaii SurferPaul- Before I answer your question, which will be quite a breeze for this brilliant goblin to do, I’d like to ask: what…
Fat. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Exercise. Its continuing mission, to shed more unwanted pounds, to seek out new life and new muscles, and to boldly jog where no one has jogged before. A loud crash startled the senior officers, so much that if you had a ruler handy and…
Fat. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Exercise. Its continuing mission, to shed more unwanted pounds, to seek out new life and new muscles, and to boldly jog where no one has jogged before. They were surrounded. The vampires of Planet Mohtihvayshunhad quickly formed a ring around the TarSweet officers, after…
Fat. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Exercise. Its continuing mission, to shed more unwanted pounds, to seek out new life and new muscles, and to boldly jog where no one has jogged before. Voice-over as we see the stupendous spaceship still in orbit around the same planet as last episode:…
Star Jog: The MFP Generation
These are the voyages of the Starship Exercise. Its continuing mission, to shed more unwanted pounds, to seek out new life and new muscles, and to boldly jog where no one has jogged before. (A rather cool-looking ship that looks strangely like a silvery hamburger, or more precisely like a veggie burger complete with lettuce,…
