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Rising with the day

Giving a new app a try on my phone, which seems to already be very popular even though I have never heard of it before: Lose It! I would so love to be able to one day live without counting calories and still be getting healthier, but I have not yet developed that skill. So…

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Warm, doughy goodness

To make a fine loaf of bread, one must first make a fine loaf of dough. I want to do better with my life, to be better. This blog’s intended to be a chronicle of how I progress, or perhaps a confession booth. Or both. Perhaps I’ll do this one entry and then none will…

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Derailment Recovery: The Movie

Recently I’ve felt derailed from my efforts, due in part to preparations for a move to a new home and other life changes. Things are settling down, but it’s definitely not easy to get back to what I was doing. It’s funny how we seem to think of ou…

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Great Gob, Directions, and Jell-O

Dear Goblin, is God so powerful that he can create a boulder too heavy for him to lift? -Cgwatson from Wisconsin Cgwatson- I admit I was puzzled by such a question. At first, I worried that even my slick, triple-lobed goblin mind would not be able to answer it, and I would then have to…

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Loaded Diapers and Negative Nurdles

Dear Goblin, How does one deal with stinky diapers?  I literally throw up most times when I try to change a “loaded” diaper. Tips and tricks would be appreciated! -SurferPaul from Hawaii SurferPaul- Before I answer your question, which will be quite a breeze for this brilliant goblin to do, I’d like to ask: what…

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Star Jog: The MFP Generation (Part 4 & Conclusion)

Fat. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Exercise. Its continuing mission, to shed more unwanted pounds, to seek out new life and new muscles, and to boldly jog where no one has jogged before. A loud crash startled the senior officers, so much that if you had a ruler handy and…

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Star Jog: The MFP Generation Part 3

Fat. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Exercise. Its continuing mission, to shed more unwanted pounds, to seek out new life and new muscles, and to boldly jog where no one has jogged before. They were surrounded. The vampires of Planet Mohtihvayshunhad quickly formed a ring around the TarSweet officers, after…

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Star Jog: The MFP Generation Part 2

Fat. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Exercise. Its continuing mission, to shed more unwanted pounds, to seek out new life and new muscles, and to boldly jog where no one has jogged before. Voice-over as we see the stupendous spaceship still in orbit around the same planet as last episode:…

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Star Jog: The MFP Generation

These are the voyages of the Starship Exercise. Its continuing mission, to shed more unwanted pounds, to seek out new life and new muscles, and to boldly jog where no one has jogged before. (A rather cool-looking ship that looks strangely like a silvery hamburger, or more precisely like a veggie burger complete with lettuce,…